PC Answers 1995 March/PC Answers CD-ROM 5 (Future Publishing) (March 1995).iso/cs_demo/bday/message.dat

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|Copyright 1993 High Desert Software, Inc.
|ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
]If you think getting old is hard
[You should try getting younger!
]Make a birthday wish, <receiver>!
[And your dreams may come true!
Love, <sender>
]It's your special day, <receiver>!
[Make a wish!
<sender>
]Fire-breathing dragons
couldn't keep me from
wishing you a Happy Birthday!
[From your friend, <sender>
]<receiver>, the morning of
your birthday,
you're going to spring out
of bed and think. . .
[OH MY GOSH!
I'M 40!! Cheer Up and Happy Big One!
<sender>
]Turning 40 doesn't mean
you're over the hill, <receiver>
[Does it??
]Birthdays only happen once a year
[Thank goodness!
]Happy birthday <receiver>
[Let's celebrate!
]There's no one quite
like you, <receiver> . . .
[Happy Birthday!
]We're so glad it's your birthday!
[And not ours!
Love from <sender>
]The gang's all here!
[Let's celebrate!
]Happy Birthday -- we've had a great year,
<receiver>
[Let's do it again!
<sender>
]Looking at you makes me realize
[We're getting better, not older!
Happy Birthday, <receiver>
from <sender>
[Hoppy Birthday!
]I'm hopping over to say
[you're turning ____ today!
Love from <sender>
]A belated birthday card
<receiver>
[You didn't think you could
sneak one past me, did you?
]I'm so embarrassed
I missed your birthday
[But you've had so many
I simply lost track!
]I would have stopped
by on your birthday, <receiver>
[But I hate to see a grown man cry!
]I wanted to get this birthday card
to you on time, but then I thought . . .
[Why bother?  <receiver> will
never remember it anyway!
]We knew someone who celebrated turning 40
by doing an hour of aerobics,
jogging 10 miles,
and swimming 40 laps
[We all remember him fondly
Just eat, drink and be merry, as usual!
<sender>
[To my prince charming!
Love, <sender>
]Happy Birthday!
[Now that's what I call a hunk of cake!
]I almost called the fire department
on your birthday <receiver>
[But when I looked in the window it
was just smoke from your candles!
]It's been said that youth is wasted on the young
[You can take a nap <receiver>,
and think that over!
<sender>
]I took a poll and 24 out of 25
said 40 was a great year
[Of course, I polled residents of the
"Past Our Prime Retirement Village",
and one guy couldn't remember ever being 40!
]Another year, another memory
[At your age, <receiver>
I'd start writing some of this stuff down!
]In ancient Greece, old people
were revered for their wisdom
[What a stupid place that must have been!
]Not enough people take the time
to pause and reflect on years gone by
[I'd suggest you do that, <receiver>
but you'd probably just nod off
]I hate it when people think
they have a right to make fun
of you on your birthday
[But when a geezer like <receiver> has one,
now, that's a hoot!
<sender>
]Happy birthday to the most
important person in my life!
[My Chauffeur!
Love to <receiver> from <sender>
]You're a driving force in my life!
[Happy Birthday to the best Mom ever!
Love, <sender>
]They broke the mold
after <receiver> was born
[Thank goodness!
]Another year, another birthday
[Isn't there some way to stop this?
]There's no way to forget
your birthday <receiver>
[Last year's was so much fun
]Remember when you were a little kid,
and these old geezers just about croaked
trying to blow out their candles
[Well, how's it feel now, <receiver>?
]How could anyone forget
your birthday <receiver>
[When you were such a grouch
about it last year!
]Cheer up!  It's just
another birthday <receiver>
[With as many as you've had,
what's one more?
]Thinking of you on your birthday . . .
[Reminded me just how old you are!
]Just remember, no matter how old you are
[I'll always be younger!
]Why be shy about your birthday?
[It's no secret you're over the hill!
]You're not getting older, you're getting better
[Wait a minute -- who am I kidding?
]Have a low-fat, exercise-filled birthday
[Next year!
]I marvel at how great
you look, <receiver>
[Of course, my eyesight isn't what it used to be!
]Do you realize that we've spent
___ birthdays together, <receiver>?
[I won't tell if you won't!
<sender>
]Your turning ___ isn't such
a crisis, <receiver>
[But, when I turn ____,
that's a different matter!
<sender>
]Just because you're ____ doesn't mean you've
got a foot in the grave
[By the way, you have mentioned
me in your will, haven't you?
]It's not how old you are,
it's how you feel that counts
[But in your case, <receiver> I'd take
two aspirin and get some extra rest!
]Tie one on for your birthday, <receiver>
[Maybe you'll forget the whole thing happened!
]When I think of you on your birthday,
I think of chocolate, champagne and shopping
[May I join you, <receiver>?
]____ is a fantastic age, <receiver>
[At least that's the rumor I hear!
]When you get to be my age, <receiver>
you'll see things in a different light . . .
[By the way, does it seem dark to you?
]You aren't so bad off for your age . . .
[After all, you're still breathing!
]I thought for this birthday,
I'd suggest we go on a diet together I've reconsidered, <receiver>
[How about a hot fudge sundae instead?
]It's your birthday . . .
[Let's celebrate!
]Have a great birthday,
<receiver>
[You deserve it!
]Here's to you on your birthday,
<receiver>
[Let's make it one to remember!
]Thinking of you on your birthday,
<receiver>
[Here's a wish for a great day!
]Roses are red, violets are blue
[Happy Birthday to wonderful you!
]Another year older, <receiver>!
[And you keep looking younger
]<receiver>, hope your day
is filled with joy!
[Much love, <sender>
]You're a purrrfect mate, <receiver>
[Happy Birthday!
Love, <sender>
]Hip Hip Hooray!
<receiver> is turning ____.
[Cheers!
<sender>
]Don't work too hard today!
[At least while the boss
isn't watching!
Happy Birthday
From the gang
]Have a great day, <receiver>
[From all of us
]<receiver>'s turning ____!
[Here's your official membership to
the Over-the-Hill-Gang
]Birthdays should be cherished as
markers of one's wisdom and grace
[Oh, who are we fooling <receiver>?
]Happy Birthday, <receiver>
[You're the greatest!
Love from your favorite,
<sender>
]Happy Birthday to the
greatest mother in the world
[Now, can I please have a treat?
]Happy Birthday to the
greatest mother in the world
[Now, about that $20 I owe you. . .
]Have a great birthday, <receiver>
[You're one of a kind!
]Happy Birthday, <receiver>
[From your loving <sender>
]Happy ___ Birthday,
[From your loving <sender>
]Happy Birthday, <receiver>
[I think you're kind of special!
<sender>
]Birds of a feather
[Should ignore birthdays together!
Love <sender>
]We've celebrated a lot of
birthdays together
[Cheers to many more!
]Happy Birthday!
You're not getting older, <receiver>,
[You're getting better
Love, <sender>
]I'm hopping in to wish you
a Happy Birthday!
[And many hoppy returns!
Love, <sender>
]I'm glad you're my friend, <receiver>
[Happy Birthday!
<sender>
]Happy First Birthday to my little one . . .
[It's been an amazing year!
]You are ONE-derful!!
[Love to <receiver>
from <sender>
]You're my buddy, <receiver>!
[Happy Birthday!
From <sender>
]Have a great day!
[Happy Birthday!
From your friend, <sender>
]You're a year old!
[Your parents have aged
10 years during the last 12 months!
]Happy First Birthday!
[Have a fun day, <receiver>
from <sender>
]Happy Fourth Birthday!
[Make a wish!
]We're thrilled you're having a party!
[You have the best parties!
Love <sender>
]Make a wish, <receiver>!
[Before the candles melt!
From your friend, <sender>
]<receiver>, you're
ONE-DERFUL!
[Happy First Birthday!
]<receiver>, you're
TERRIFICALLY TWO!
[Happy Second Birthday!
]<receiver>, aren't you
THRILLED you're THREE?
[Happy Third Birthday!
]<receiver>, you're a
 FABULOUS FOUR!
[Happy Fourth Birthday!
]<receiver>, you're a
FANTASTIC FIVE!
[Happy Fifth Birthday!
]<receiver>, isn't it
SUPER to be SIX?
[Happy Sixth Birthday!
]<receiver>, isn't it
SUPER to be SEVEN?
[Happy Seventh Birthday!
]<receiver>, isn't it
EXCITING to be EIGHT?
[Happy Eighth Birthday!
]<receiver>, isn't it
NEAT to be NINE?
Happy Ninth Birthday!
]I can't believe
my little princess
is turning _____!
[Happy Birthday
and lots of love,
<sender>
]I can't believe
my little buddy
is turning _____!
Happy Birthday
and lots of love,
<sender>
]For a special boy
[on his very special day!
Happy _____ Birthday!
<sender>
]For a special girl
[on her very special day!
Happy _____ Birthday!
<sender>
]You are the best Grandpa
in the whole world!
[I just wish you were
close enough to give you
a big birthday hug!
Love, <sender>
]<receiver>, because you're aging,
I'm worried about you
So, I called your
doctor and asked
how you were
Your doctor
told me you were
fine, "normal"
[Please go see
another doctor soon!
This one obviously
doesn't know
you well at all!
Happy B-day
<sender>
]Hey that's Great . . .
[Now you're
8!
Happy Birthday <receiver>
From <sender>
]Cars go fast
Like the days gone by
[Then you were 4,
Now you are 5
Happy Birthday <receiver>
From <sender>
]Busy bees
in the hive
[Wish you
Happy Birthday
because you're 5
Happy Birthday <receiver>
From <sender>
]I never forgot any
of the special
times in your life
[I only mess up
and forget to
send the card
Sorry it's late
<sender>
]<receiver> don't think of this
as a belated birthday card
[Think of me as
the first one to
wish you Happy
Birthday for your
next one!
<sender>
]I thought of you today
[And it was nice!
<sender>
]Happy Birthday
<receiver>
[What more
are you
expecting?
<sender>
]Happy Birthday
<receiver>
[The fire department can
be reached at 9-1-1
<sender>
]Happy Birthday
<receiver>
Another year older
Another year wiser . . .
[Inviting the fire department
to your party will
make it easier to
put out the candles
Love, <sender>
]I have something
special for your
birthday
[But you'll have
to come here
to collect
<sender>
]Remember when you
were younger, thinner, and had
more hair?
[Ah . . . so do I
Oh well, Happy Birthday anyway
Love, <sender>
]Hope your birthday
[Is a roaring
good time
Happy Birthday
<sender>
}Card created with love
for <receiver> by <sender>
}A custom card by <sender>
}Card by <sender>
}Created and printed on
recycled paper
by <sender>
}Card created just for
<receiver>
by <sender>